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Post  Andro on Fri Sep 12, 2008 9:54 pm

Ovdje pisite viceve o cem god
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Post  Jux on Fri Sep 12, 2008 11:09 pm

okidoki.....ne pada mi nijedan na pamet.....
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Post  Andro on Sat Sep 13, 2008 1:54 pm

to je ono, o ivici, svecenicima, policiji i tako....
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Post  Jux on Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:46 pm

ma da znam...

aha evo jednog...

Uđe nastavnik u razred i svi se ustanu osim ivice.

-Ivice,tebi se ne diže kada ja uđem u razred?

-Meni se samo diže kad nastavnica uđe u razred.
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Lydia on Wed Sep 17, 2008 2:44 pm

Isse, taj sam čula lol!

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Post  Jux on Thu Sep 18, 2008 4:44 pm

Mah,i to sam vec napiso,al je super

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Post  Andrea on Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:53 pm

Polaganje ispita na fakultetu - profesor otvara index prvog kandidata i vidi 1000 eura.

Profesor: "Gdje je bačena atomska bomba u drugom svjetskom ratu?"
Student: "U Japanu".
Profesor: "Položili ste kolega, možete ići".

Sljedeći kandidat takođe daje index, ali bez novca.

Profesor: "Gdje je bačena prva atomska bomba u drugom svjetskom ratu?"
Student: "Hiroshima, Japan"
Profesor: "Kad?"
Student: "Ponedeljak August 6, 1945."
Profesor: "Koliko ljudi je poginulo?"
Student: "Ukupno 90,000-140,000".
Profesor: "Imena! Imena Kolega!?"
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Post  Jux on Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:22 pm

Haha,kako ga je ušio! Laughing

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Post  Iva on Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:23 am

hehe, dobar lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  Jux on Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:21 pm

yep,right on it...... Laughing Laughing Laughing

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Post  Andrea on Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:22 pm

ccc...
tak i sa tomašićkom...
ak ideš na zbor nije važno jel znaš za 246 ispod nule, imat ćeš 5... confused confused
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Post  Jux on Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:13 pm

baš,a one dvije jadnice su morale plakat..... Rolling Eyes

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Post  Andrea on Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:36 pm

tko? znam da je jopa (valda)...
anyway:

Arapin na aerodromu:

- Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week
- No, no .... I mean male or female?
- Male, female sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, whatever comes.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No no ! Deer runs too fast.....

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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Post  Jux on Sun Oct 05, 2008 12:52 pm

aha...

da Jopa i Pištelek

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Post  Andrea on Sun Oct 05, 2008 2:21 pm

mda i mislila sam...
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Post  Jux on Sun Oct 05, 2008 4:38 pm

yep,dobro si mislila,koje glupače Neutral Rolling Eyes

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Post  Andrea on Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:38 pm

a njima bi se smilovala a tebi ne... pig pig pig
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Post  Jux on Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:54 pm

dala mi je 5 na kraju,al velim kurvaća

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Post  Andrea on Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:36 pm

hahahahahahahahahahaaaaa Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Post  Jux on Sat Oct 11, 2008 9:37 pm

meni nisu trebale suze,***** ***** da ti ****** u ******!!!!!!!!!1

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Post  Andrea on Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:21 pm

ha? scratch
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Post  Jux on Sun Oct 12, 2008 8:33 pm

bolje da neznaš Evil or Very Mad

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Post  Andrea on Mon Oct 13, 2008 9:13 pm

sad si me još više zaintesirao What a Face
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Post  Jux on Fri Oct 17, 2008 7:24 pm

do...not...play......with me..... Evil or Very Mad

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Post  Andrea on Fri Oct 17, 2008 8:22 pm

ok pale
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